So, shortly after news appeared around the web of his demise, many stories started popping up on what really happened. Here are three of my favourite theories (Mainly because I came up with them…):
1 – Got Coffee???
Contrary to popular belief, Osama was not killed…
…IN Pakistan.
With as long as he had been evading US forces, complacency finally got the best of him. He was so confident that he would never be found, since he was not in Pakistan at all (But was in fact, working as a cab driver in LA…), that he decided to go to the local Wal-Mart in Downtown LA in order to buy himself a cappuccino.
On the way out the door, he was killed in an unrelated drive-by as a bystander.
Moral of the story: If you yearn for coffee, make sure that you get it from Starbucks, not Wal-Mart!
2 – Mystery Solved!
After years of evasion, and growing complacent with his situation, he was dumbstruck, and caught way off-guard, when he was finally captured by a small team of professionals that have been working mysteries for over 40 years. Continue reading
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