Welcome to our new blog!
I’ve come to realise that there are still a few readers out there that are FB-challenged and have decided to post most of my madness on this site which should make it easier to follow without all the “Hey! Let’s play a game!!!” messages. Unfortunately, that means that they’ll be getting a concentrated dose of sanity (…or lack thereof…) courtesy of me!
Now, before we begin, and as the title mentions, here is the warning: This page contains a high dose of insanity which may quite possibly, in all probability, most likely be contagious and hazardous to your mind…
(…or is it???)
Don’t worry, levels of normalcy will resume as soon as we figure out what’s normal anyways…
In order to facilitate our journey back to reality, I’ve come up with some rules.
Rules to Remember
1. All writings are based on actual events (granted, some of those actual events may have taken place in my imagination only, but they did happen!)…with great care taken to diligently ensure the bountiful inclusion of artistically apocryphal exaggerations, flourishes, wild inaccuracies, and word/scene manipulations, not for the purpose of unconfusing the reader so much as to ensure the addition of a subtraction of someone’s level of sanity or lack of insanity…and, yes, sometimes I get in the mood to delve into the darkness instead of humour, so DON’T PANIC!!! It’s perfectly normal (…whatever normal means…)
2. All names have been withheld, not for the protection of the people being mentioned, but for the fact that it’s a lot of uselessly expended energy typing poor digital symbols representing a speech sound, whereas, those poor symbols could’ve been saved for later purposes of coming up with spontaneous words later on in their short, digital lives…for example: “J, O, Z, X, Y, Q, K!” (…trust me, it’s a cat word…)
4. The following sentence is true. The preceding sentence is false.
4. I am lying right now and this statement is false…
5. If I am lying right now, then 2+2 does not equal 5…
6. If I am lying right now about me lying in step 5, then 2+2 does equal 5…
7. If I am lying right now about me not lying that I’m lying…you really should be lying DOWN right…about…NOW!!! Seriously…
8. …if you’ve made it this far, they may whatever higher entity or deity you believe in, (lying down or otherwise)… have pity on you…
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You’re still here??? Well, guess that means that you have disregarded the first entry and you’re actually interested in all my entries (…or, you’re just morbidly curious as to how my mind works…or just plain lost…). Don’t say you weren’t warned…
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